The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny giveaway gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs." 1.
Man gets in car without opening door for woman. - No foreplay. 2. Can't hail a cab.
- Impotent. 3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant. - Prefers virgins. 4.
Insists on going to a brand new restaurant but gets lost on the way. - Is a virgin. 5. Takes too long deciding what to order. - Has trouble reaching orgasm. 6. Insists on ordering for you, referring to you as "The lady will have..." - Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.
7.
Asks for "the usual." - Insists on missionary position only. 8.
Asks what the specials are.
- Will want to use handcuffs.
9.
Fills up on bread and crackers. - Premature ejaculator. 10.
Drinks decaf. - Fakes orgasms. 11. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts. - Needs you to talk dirty during sex.
12. Credit card is refused.
- Low sperm count. 13. Under tips waiter. - Small p***s. 14.
Uses toothpick. - Is trying to tell you size isn't everything. |
