Five o'clock in the afternoon, guy walks into a bar, and proceeds to get hammered. By 7pm, the bartender walks over and says "Sorry bud, that's enough, have to cut you off. I think you'd better head home, sleep this off." So the guy staggers to the door, and pours himself out onto the sidewalk.
He stands there for a minute, swaying, then looks to his left down the street. Squints. Then he drunkenly sways his body arond and looks down the street to his right, and spots a nun walking towards him. He sways up to the nun, and stops. She stops, and as she looks up at him, he punches her with all he has, knocking her down. He then proceeds to stomp the living hell out of her, finally leaning against the wall, completely out of breath. He looks down at the nun, grins broadly, and says... "Not so f**king tough, are you, Batman." |
