This fellow walks into a clinic and asks the lady behind the desk "Could I please see the doctor?" "Well, sir, I am the doctor. Our receptionist is out today, " she said. "Ummm, could I please see the male doctor then?" he said uncomfortably. "I'm sorry, sir, but there is no male doctor here. My sister and I own the practice." she said briskly, "Now, what can I do to help you?" The fellow looked really uncomfortable and said "Well, I'm having a problem, you know, with my, um, p***s. I can't seem to get rid of my, errr, erection. Is there anything you can give me for it?" Well, after examining the guy, the doctor says, "Hmmm. Let me consult with my sister for a moment and I'll be right back.
" So the guy takes a seat and waits. About five minutes later, the doctor walks out, and says "OK, heres what we can give you. 3000 dollars a month, a new car, and one third ownership in the practice." |
