Good: The teacher thinks your son's great. Bad: In bed. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.
Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser. Worse: He looks better than you. |
