An Irish man was sitting alone at a bar at 3:00 in the afternoon when a man came from the bathroom and sat right beside him. "Where you from?", the Irish man said.
"Ireland, " the other man said. "Holy shit! Me too! Let's drink to Ireland, " said the Irish man. After a minute or two, he pipes up again, "Where in Ireland?" "Dublin, " the other man responded. "Holy shit, bless my lucky stars, I'm from Dublin too, " the Irish man said, "let's drink to Dublin." So, the two take another big drink.
"What school did you attend?", the Irish man asked. "St. Catherine's, " said the other guy. "I don't f**king believe it, me too!", said the Irish guy, "let's drink to St. Catherine's." The two downed another pint. "Now, what year did you graduate from St. Catherine's?", asked the Irish man. "1971, " answered the other guy. "I can't believe this is happening, I graduated in 1971!", the Irish man exclaimed.
About this time another man at the end of the bar is listening to the whole conversation and he turns to the bartender, "What's going on down there?" "Oh nothing, " the bartender said, "the O'Malley twins are drunk again." |
