There is a medical condition called a preaprisim. It is when a man gets an erection that will not go away. After two or three days they can become quite painful.
This guy lived in a quiet New York City villege and woke up one morning with a preaprisim. Now matter how many time he masterbated it would not go away. He couldn't go outside in a pair of pants because he was so embarrased with the bulge in his pants. After three days he couldn't stand the pain.
When it got dark he pulled his trench coat on and went to the neighborhood drug store. He went to the and found an old woman behind the counter.
He didn't want to approach her because he was too embarrased to talk to a woman about his problem.
The old woman noticed him and said, "Young man, can I help you?" He walked to the counter and said, "I would rather talk to a man if you don't mind." She said, "Young man, I am a licensed pharmacist and my sister and I have owned this store for 30 yrs. We can help you with whatever problem you have. Now I would like you to treat me as if I were a male pharmacist and tell me what is the problem.
" Sheepisly the man opened his coat and show her the huge, throbing p***s. "What can you give me for this?", he asked. "Just a minute young man, let me consult with my sister." The old woman walked thru an door in the back and came back a few minutes later with her sister. "My sister and I have talked about it and the best we can do is 10, 000.00 and half interest in the store." |
