A man arrives home to find no sight of his young sexy wife. Just then he hears a sound from upstairs, Grabbing his loaded shot gun, he begins climbing the stairs and he hears low gutteral moaning coming from their bedroom. Busting through the door he finds his wife stark naked in bed with his next door neighbour. Poking the gun barrel up the crease of his neighbours arse her coughs. The neighbour jumps up and begins to apologise profusely, the man says bs I am going to shoot your balls off. Nay Nay friend please give me a sporting chance, Alright then set them swinging. |
