"You're looking very tired today, Nadine.
Did you have a late night?" "Yes, " replies Nadine, "but it was all very strange. While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie.
He gave me a choice of two wishes.
" "Wow, " says Jill, "so what were the choices he gave you, Nadine?" "He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100 memory or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger p***s." "So tell me already, Nadine, what did you choose?" "I can't remember, " replies Nadine. |
