An Australian and a New Zealander both walk into a bar and order a beer at the same time. The barman says "sorry boys, but there is only one beer left. You are going to have to sort out who gets it." The Australian turns to the New Zealander and says "Well, where i come from, we have a way of settling these situations. We kick each other in the nuts and the last man standing gets the beer. I'll go first." So the New Zealander stands there, and the Australian gets on a run up longer than Michael Holding. He comes racing in and kicks the Kiwi fair in the nuts. He drops to the floor screaming in agony, holding onto his balls. After about 20 minutes the New Zealander finally staggers to his feet. "Okay, now it's my turn" The Australian replies "Nah, f**k ya, you can have the beer" |
