Mary the church organist was an 80 yr old virgin and much admired for her kindness to all. One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her.She showed him into her quaint sitting room while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her organ, the ministor noticed a cit glass bowl sitting on top. It was filled with water and had a condom floating in it.When she returned with the tea and some scones, the pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its contents.But soon it got the better of him and he couldent resist.
Mary he said, pointing at the bowl, I wonder if you would tell me about this? Oh yes, she replied.
Isent it wondeful? I was in town a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and it would prevent the spread of disease.You know I havent had a cold all winter |
