My d**k is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My d**k is so big, I have to call it Mr.
D**k in front of company. My d**k is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls. My d**k is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school. My d**k has an elevator and a lobby. My d**k has better credit than I do.
My d**k is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum. My d**k is so big, it has casters. My d**k is so big, I'm already f**king a girl tomorrow. My d**k is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor. My d**k is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My D**k. My d**k is so big, it lives next door. My d**k is so big, I entered it in a big-d**k contest and it came in first, second, and third. My d**k is so big, it votes. My d**k is a better dresser than I am. My d**k is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
My d**k is so big that the head of it has only seen My balls in pictures.
My d**k is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
My d**k is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
No matter where I go, My d**k always gets there first.
My d**k takes longer lunches than I do. My d**k contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee. My d**k was once the ambassador to China. |
