A middle aged man, who looked after his ageing father all of his aduld life decided to put him into a nursing home.
The old man didn't want to go, so the son asked him to treat it like holliday for a couple of weeks and if he didn't like it he could come home and the old man agreed. The day came for the move and the son brought some of his fathers personal stuff to make him feel at home. After settling his father into his new surroundings, he bad him farwell and left the old man sitting up his bed with a big sad face. As soon as the son had left a young nurse came to see how the old man was settling in, she was tall, blond, big tits, short skirt, U know the type. She bent over to pick something up and the old goat got a hard on. Noticing this the young nurse pulled back the bed clothes and said whats this? then climbed on top of him and screwed him silly. The next day his son came to visit and found his father sitting up in bed with a big smile on his face. "well how are things dad"- " its great here, i don't know why the f**k i didn't move in here years ago" he then proceeds to tell his son all about the young nurse. The son is really happy, he can see a future for himself with some sort of life. After a little while he tells his dad he has to get back to work and his father get his walking stick and walks him to the car park and waves him off. As he turns to return to the home he stumbles and falls, splittin his pajamers at the back and a male nurse who is passin does a job on him.
The next day his son arrives to visit only to find the old man waiting in the car park with his suit case. "take me home son, take me home" the old man pleads, "whats the matter" asks the son. The old man tells his son about falling and the male nurse, " he rode me son, take me home".
The son can see his futher as a free man fadeing away and in desperation reminds his father about the sexy young nurse, His dad retorts "listen here U, i get a hard on once a year, i fall over 3 time a f**kin day. |