THIS YOUNG GUY HAS BEEN SITTING IN A BAR ALL NIGHT. HE IS REALLY HORNY AND THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY WOMEN IN THERE ALL NIGHT, EXCEPT FOR ONE OLD LADY, SHE LOOKED TO BE NEAR 80. WELL THE GUY IS PRETTY DRUNK AND HE THINKS TO HIMSELF THAT IF HE JUST TOOK HER HOM AND HAD SEX AND THEN SHE LEFT RIGHT AWAY IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD. HE FINALLY WALKS UP TO THE OLD WOMAN AND SAY'S "MA'AM, I'M JUST FLAT OUT GONNA ASK YOU, WOULD YOU COME HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME?" THE OLD LADY JUMPS AT THE CHANCE. THEY ARRIVE AT HIS HOUSE AND AS SOON AS THEY WALK IN HE SHUTS OFF THE LIGHTS, THEY WALK TO HIS BEDROOM AND HE SHUTS OFF THE LIGHTS. THEY GET UNDRESSED AND HOP IN BED AND HE GETS ON TOP AND THINKS " THIS AIN'T SO BAD, KINDA LIKE A REAL GIRL, HE KISSES HER NECK AND SHE MOANS THEN HE STARTS SUCKING ONE OF HER NIPPLES AND THIS WARM FLUID COMES OUT, HE LOOKS UP AND SAYS AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO HAVE MILK? SHE REPLIES YES BUT I AINT TO OLD FOR CANCER SONNY........ |
