Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul whats wrong. Well, replies Paul, you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her? Yes, replies Jeff with a laugh. Well, says Paul, straightening up, I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed. Thats great! says Jeff, When are you going out? I went to meet her this evening, continues Paul, but I was worried Id get an erection again.
So I got some duct tape and taped my p***s to my leg, so if I did, it wouldnt show. Sensible says Jeff. So I get to her door, says Paul, and I rang her door bell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw. And what happened then? I kicked her in the face! |
