There were three men bidding for the hand of a princess. The king said well i will test you all, go out and find me all the ping pong balls you can and the man with the most will get the hand of my daughter.
so after a while the first man comes back and he has 33 ping pong balls.
Good said the king 33 will be hard to beat. the second man arives and he has 102 ping pong balls oh my lord said the king that is also very good and will be hard to beat. So a week past and the king and his daughter and the two gentelmen were sittin around when all of a sudden the third guy walks in with two great big balls all bloody and dripping with goo, so i win the third guy yells and the king said where are the ping pong balls and the guy lookes at him ping pong balls i tought you said king kongs balls.
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