Quarterback

Joe was a 3d string quarterback for a pro foootball team. On sunday morning Joe's wife told Joe to take the kids to the park so they could play, he said honey you know I play football on Sunday and she said Joe you just a 3d string quarterback and they never call you in the game, so why dont I go down and dress up and go sit on the bench, so he said ok and took the kids to the park. The game was down to 8 sec.

when the 1st string quarterback got his light knocked out.

they said Bubber get in there and quarterback, he was in the game on the first play and his light went out. They sais d Joe get in there. so she go out and the field and soon as the ball was snap her light went out, when she woke up in the locker room with a big trianer over her saying Joe I got your balls back in place now to get your peter to pop out..

 
 

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