Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Bj?A. Bj: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, butyou can't beat a bj. Q. Why does a p***s have a hole in the end?A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the speed limit of sex?A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a p***s have in common?A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.
What's the difference between your paycheck andyour d**k?A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow yourpaycheck! Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
?A. "Is it in?" Q.
What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and thePillsbury Dough Boy?A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just hadsex?A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?A. Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have incommon?A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubberbreaks, you're screwed. |
