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I just got laid and now I'm getting hard!?!? I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said yes. She then asked me, "Single click or double click?" Why can't you hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls. Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them. |
