An elderly man who lives alone, and falls over a lot, is talking to his son. they come to an agreement, where the old man would go into a nursing home for a trial period.
they agreed that he could go home at any time if he didnt like it there. the old man was reluctant but went along with it. as soon as they got there, the matron greeted them and showed the old man to his room. she asked him if he would like a cup of tea. she then asked what time he would like to be woken the next morning, he said 9'o clock would be fine. would you like any breakfast? porridge, scrammbled egg, bit of toast? the old man thought to himself. this might be alright here.
the next morning a lovely young nurse brought him his breakfast, and put the tray on the bed for him.
but her uniform was not buttoned securely, and her bulging cleavage caught the old mans eye, causing him to get an erection. the nurse seeing this, and seeing his embarrasement, said it's ok, and she would take care of it for him. soon after this the old man was on the phone to his son.
" sell the house" he says to his son." i'm stopping here.
i saw a lovely pair of tits this morning, and got a hard on. the nurse gave me a b**w *** and told me it was ok". later that day the old man was going to the toilet, when he slipped and fell over again, just at that moment one of the other residents pulled his pyjamas down and gave him one up the back passage.. the old man was straight on the phone to his son. " get me out of here , i'm not stopping a minute longer". explaining what had just happened. the son told his dad to calm down, saying that he should take the rough with the smooth.
"f**k that " said the old man..
" i get a hard on twice a month, i fall over three times a day" |
