Harry came home with the bad news from his doctor, "Either you stop work immediately or you will be dead" the doctor told him. Harry and his wife were like most people they had bills and hadn't saved much money. His wife Amy was very pretty but not smart at all.
After numerous attemps at finding and keeping a job both of them realized that there was only one job she was really good at, and that was the worlds oldest. They talked and decided that it was the only option and they would have to adjust to the facts. Harry sent her out on her first day looking extremely sexy and eagerly waited for her to return. She came in late that evening looking extremely worn out.
Her husband eagerly asked her "How much did you make today?" She replied "Well I made 38.
25". "Gee", Harry ssid trying not to sound disappointed, "who gave you the quarter?". "Why all of them" she replied. |
