I have a lot of fun and I don't just think about sex. I can make almost any activity fun, even if it doesn't involve sex. I think I can make cleaning our apartment as much fun as having sex.
Before you say, yeah right, hear me out.
Let me tell you just how I propose we clean the apartment out. I think you'll find it almost as good as having sex. We should start with the downstairs.
With care, I'll begin by removing the pictures from the walls. This can be a bit tricky since it is important to first look behind the pictures to make sure the wires are loose enough from the back of the wall.
If theres a knot, you can untie it. Once this is done the pictures should slip off the hooks easily. Ill remove your pictures and then you can remove mine. We can place the pictures on the floor.
Then I want to start heading upstairs. First we should remove the carpeting from the stairs. They are usually buckled down fairly good at the top. Unbuckle it and then slip the carpet off the stairs.
If the carpet gets stuck on the landing, half-way up the stairs, just pull a little harder.
It should slip by fairly easily once you get past this knee of the stairs. When working on the stairs its important to stay between the railings. At this time it is probably a good idea to dust and polish the railings.
Polish works best warm, so Ill heat it up in my hands before applying it to the long hard curving rails.
We should take turns polishing the railings. Both sides usually need waxing.
With the carpets removed, lets admire how bare the stairs look and how smooth and silky the railings become once some wax is applied to them. The wax needs to be worked in gently. This should take about 20 minutes for me and 20 minutes for you to complete. The thumbs and fingers can knead the wax into the railings. The palms can be used to spread the wax out over large areas. With the stairs done, we can move past the inviting hallway for now and go directly to the top and begin work on the left and right wings of the apartment. You can take the left wing, and Ill take the right. The curtains will probably get in the way, so we should remove them. Ill remove the curtains from your wings and you can remove them from mine. To do so, we should start by unfastening the clasps that hook the curtains to the windows. Slowly unclasp the hooks. These curtains cover some fine looking windows. So as you unhook the clasps be sure to admire the windows. Now that weve uncovered the windows, in both wings, lets clean them with some window cleaner.
Ill start on your wings and rub the cleaner all over the windows. Then you can do my wings. The windows have a lot of nooks and crannies. Its important to be sure we get inside all of these areas. There are knobs that lock the windows and they need cleaning too.
Its best to cup these in your hands and message the cleaner around the knobs.
This will take about 15 minutes. I like this part, so I might work on these knobs a little longer. There are some ceiling fans that need cleaning too. They are located on the end of the wings.
Most of the fans have five blades that need cleaning. I think the warm polish will work on these too. Just like we did on the railings, we can rub the blades with some wax to get them to shine as new. Now that we got the flat stripped down and waxed thoroughly, lets enter the warm center of the apartment. I love this area of the apartment our hallways.
I think we should get the vacuum cleaner for this. This area needs a lot of vacuuming. I want to be sure the hose is hooked up tightly to get the most suction as possible. We should start with the corner adapter.
I'll slip the corner adapter tightly on the end of the hose and then use this to suck the corners of the walls by the base-boards. I want to be sure I suck up all I can from the corners just where the carpet slips under the baseboards. Ill use my fingers, it helps a lot. Ill slip my fingers into the crevice between the carpet and baseboard.
I like spreading the carpet a bit with my fingers and then placing the corner adapter in between my fingers to suck out what I can. Once the corners are done, we should use the power head attachment to vacuum up and down the hallways. Slip the power head attachment on the ends of the vacuum cleaner.
Be sure the rug beater motor is running before you plunge deep into its narrow openings.
Its best to vacuum the carpets with smooth up and down motions. The power head adapter can be a bit heavy to use, so its best to use the muscles in your legs, hips and back to help move the vacuum across the carpets. We should take turns.
You should work on top for a while and then Id like to change sides.
By now the vacuum cleaner bag is about to burst. Ill eject the contents of the bag, making sure we get all the contents out before placing it back into the canister.
We can take a break now for about 10 minutes. Lets roll back on the soft clean carpet and listen to some soft music for a while. Once were rested for a while and caught our second wind, lets clean out the bathrooms. There must be a least 69 things to do in there.
Lets start with the tub and sink. We can work on these at the same time.
You can work on the chrome fixtures of the sink.
They need to be wiped down with a soft towel soaked with soapy water. The spout can be cleaned by wrapping the wet cloth around the long hard shaft and slowly pushing the cloth down the long hard protrusion to the base of the fixture.
Repeat this motion by moving the cloth up and down slowly until the shaft becomes clean and shiny.
Some water may squirt from the end of the spout. The water feels cool and refreshing and can help polish the spout for that incredible luster it reveals when it is properly cared for. While youre doing that Ill work on the bath tub. I like to climb into the bath tub and feel the cool porcelain around my shoulder and face.
Ill take a soapy sponge and begin by rubbing the top of the basin. Ill circle the top several times, getting my whole body into it. Once Im sure I covered and circled the rim several times, Ill plunge down deeper in to lower regions being sure I dont miss a spot. We should clean the toilets too. Theyve been cared for earlier, so we dont need too spend too much time here. Since were working so hard cleaning the sink and tub, we should just glance around this area to help make the bathroom come alive.
It feels so good to put this all together you wiping down the shiny sink fixtures while I rinse out the bathtub, both cumming around the toilet together to finish all at once. Lets rest awhile now before we put the curtains, stairway rug and pictures back. We can walk around the apartment, strolling around the stairs, left and right wings, and those warm middle hallways.
If theres anything we've missed and we can cum back and do it all again later. Now doesnt that sound like fun? If you dont like this idea, I have a good imagination and can cum up with other things to do too. |
