A woman, pregnant with child, and her husband arrive at the hospital.
The woman is going into labor. The rush her to the delivery room and soon afterward the child is born.
The nurse hands the child to the doctor who cleans him up, the baby asks "Are you my daddy ?" The doctor says "no" The baby is handed to mom and is also asked by the baby "Are you my daddy ? The mother says "no, he is" while indicating at nervous looking man at her side.
The child is then handed to the father and baby says "are you my daddy ?". The man beams with pride and says "yes son, i am your daddy" Baby says "lean in close" When the father does so, the baby begins punching him in the forehead screaming "HOWS THAT FEEL, BITCH! WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!" "We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill |
