A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley when he spotted a world- famous heart surgeon in his shop. The mechanic shouted across the garage, Hey, Doc, look at this engine. I can open it up, take the valves out, fix'em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will just like new. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money when we do basically the same work? The surgeon leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.
Try doing it while the engine is running.
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