A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors standing around his hospital bed. "What's up doc?" he asked nervously. "Uh, well ... there's been a bit of a mix-up, " admitted his surgeon. "I'm afraid that instead of a circumcision, we performed a sex-change operation on you. You now have a very nice v****a instead of a p***s.
" "What!" gasped the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?" "Oh, I'm sure you will, reassured the doctor, "only it'll be somebody else's." "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer" |
