Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.
"Oh God, " said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up rapidly with semen.
If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might die" "Oh, I am sorry, " said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed.
" On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient. "Oh my God, " said the Queen, "What's happening here?" The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan." "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer" |
