A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller.
Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot in the stomach twice. She was rushed to the hospital where she was treated and told that she is pregnant with twins and while her children are fine, the bullets were lodged in each of the babies stomachs. The doctor said- "Don't worry, the bullet will pass through their system through normal metabolism." As time goes on the woman has her twins, a girl and a boy who are healthy and grow up unaware of the bullets. Twelve years later, the girl comes up to her mother and says "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing!" The mother says, "Let me guess.
You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says, "Yes, how did you know?" The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank. A month later the boy comes up and says, "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!" "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" "No, I was masturbating and I accidentally shot the dog.
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