A man and his wife to be are headed up to the mountains to spend the weekend alone.
They are enjoying the long winding road that leads them to their waiting retreat. Suddenly, what appears to be a cat runs out into the road just in front of the couples speeding car. The man has no time to react and sadly runs over the poor animal. "Jim..
" the woman screams, "..
We have to stop to make sure the cat isnt suffering!" So the frustrated husband pulls the car around and stops a few feet away from the wounded animal. The couple is shocked to find out that the animal they thought was a cat is really a skunk, and its in great pain. Being the caring person she is, the woman insists they take the skunk to the nearest vet to get it some help and ease its suffering.
So the two get back in the car, along with the skunk, and rush to the nearest animal hospital. After only a few minutes, the skunk begins shaking from the cold air conditioned environment of the car. The woman begins to panic and looks everywhere for something to cover the skunk, but cant find anything.
The man immediately suggests that his wife place the animal up her skirt and between her warm legs. And she does without hesitation. Shortly therafter the woman asks "What are we going to do about the horrible smell.. its stinks so badly!" To which the man replies, "Oh I dont know, just plug his little nose!" |
