A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten.
"He's tattooed, " she confided in a low voice, "in a very intimate place!" "You mean-" gasped the beautiful nurse. "Yes! Isn't that odd? There's actually a word tattooed there: 'Swan."' "This I've got to see, " exclaimed the voluptuous one, and she hurried off to Ward Ten.
Half an hour later, she returned.
"You were right, " she said, "he is tattooed there. But the word is 'Saskatchewan'!" |
