A man suffers from terrible headaches. Finally he went to the doctor, who gave him a thorough examination. "Well, we're not sure exactly what's causing the problem, but we know a cure. You'll have to be castrated." The man needless to say, was horrified.
"No, doctor.
Definitely not," he protests, "I prefer to suffer the headaches." As time passed the headaches got worse and worse and finally he was driven back to the surgery. "Okay, I can't stand it any longer.
I'll have the operation." And so he was castrated. Afterwards the man was very depressed and his doctor told him, "I recommend you begin a new life start fresh from this point." Taking the advice, the man went to a men's shop for new clothes. The salesman greets him and says, "Let's start with the suit. Looks like you'd take a 38 regular." "That's right", said the man, "How did you know?" "Well, when you have been in the business as long as I have, you get pretty good at sizing a man up. Now for the shirt... Looks like a 15 long." "Exactly!", said the man.
"And for underpants, I'd say a size 36.
" "Well, there's your first mistake," said the man, "I've worn 34s for years.
" "No, you're a size 36 if ever I've seen one", said the salesman.
"I ought to know," the man replied.
"I take a 34.
" "Well, if you insist," said the salesman.
"But they're going to pinch your balls and give you terrible headaches." |
