A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!" The doctor says "What's your problem?" The guy says "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'..
I give the missus a quick one, then go to work.
On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a b**w *** during the ride to work.. Once I get to work I do some work and at morning tea time I go into the photocopy room and have it off with the one of the young office girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking.. For afternoon tea I give the boss's wife a good servicing..
I then go home and slip the maid a few inches..
Then at night I give the missus another screw......
" "Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?" The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate." "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer" |
