After his annual physical, the sexually active bachelor was waiting in the doctor's office for the results.
"Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news for you.
" "The way I feel, please give me the good news first" replied the bachelor. The good news," announced the doctor, "is that your p***s has grown an additional four inches since your last exam." "Great!" the man shouted. "What is the bad news?" "It's malignant," replied the doctor. |
