An old couple went to a therapist because they hadn't been intimate in a while. The husband said he was only in the mood during dinner, the wife said that she was only in the mood during dinner as well, but when they retired for the evening, neither was in the mood. The therapist said" well there's the problem. Next time you both are in the mood at the same time, just do it. Nobody says it has to be at night." The couple agree and leave. One week later they're in the therapist's office again. He asked "So how'd it go?" The wife replied "Great, we were eating dinner when I felt the need to be with Roger, so I slid my shoe of and started rubbing his leg." The therapist looked at her and then Roger "So what did you do?" "I looked at Edna across the table, she had a look on her face, so i grabbed her and we made love right there on the dinner table.
" The therapist said "Well this is wonderful." And Roger said "Yeah it was great except we're never allowed in that Denny's ever again.
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