A guy walks into the Patent office and says he would like to get a patent on a new fruit he invented. The patent officer says he can't get a patent but the guy insists this will turn the fruit industry upside down. He then hands the patent officer the fruit and tells him to take a bite out of it. The patent officer says it tastes like a strawberry. The guy says, "Turn it over". He does and takes a bite out of it and says, "Wow! It tastes like bananna. You have strawberry and bananna in the same fruit. Yes I will give you a patent.
A few weeks later, the same guy walks in and wants another patent. He hands the patent officer the fruit and tells him to take a bite out of it. The patient officer says it tastes like a peach.
The guy says, "Turn it over", which he does and says, "Wow! It tastes like cream. You have peaches and cream in the same fruit and gives him a patent. About a month later the guy comes running into the Patent office. The patent officer recognizes him and wants to know what kind of fruit he wants a patent on today. Teh guy says, "You won't believe it! This fruit tastes just like p***y!" The patent officer "snatches" the fruit out of the guy's hand a takes a bite.
Immediately he starts spitting and cursing, "This tastes like shit!" The guy tells him, "Turn it over". |
