A Polish man moved to the US and married an American girl. Athough his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a devorce for him, "very quick." Lawyer: "Have you any grounds?" Polish Man: "Ja.Ja acre and a half and nice little home.
" Lawyer: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" Polish Man: "It's made of concrete.
" Lawyer: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" Polish Man:"No, we have carport , and not need one." Lawyer: "I mean, what are your relations like?" Polish Man: "All my relations still in Poland." Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" Polish Man: "Ja, we have hi fidelity stereo set and a good DVD player.
" Lawyer: " Does wife beat you up?" Polish Man: "No.
I always up before her." Lawyer: "It your wife a nagger?" Polish Man:"No, she's white." Lawyer: "Why do you want this divorce?" Polish Man:"She's going to kill me?" Lawyer:"What makes you think that?" Polish Man: "I got proof.
" Lawyer: "What kind of proof?" Polish Man: "She's going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read and it say, Polish Remover.
" |
