The Doctor F**ks His Patient

An extraordinarily beautiful young woman walks into a gynecologists office. As soon as he sees her the doctor loses all concept of professional behavior. At his suggestion the woman disrobes and the physician starts to fondle her thigh and asks "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes" she says "You are checking for abrasions, fractures or any anomalies." Then he fondles her breasts and asks "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes, " she answers "Youre checking for lumps, growths, etc.

, which might be cancerous?" The gynecologist initiates an act of intercourse and asks the woman if he knows what hes doing. She answers: "Yes. Youre getting herpes, which is why I came to see you in the first place!"

 
 

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