A secretary complained about her boss....
She says "My boss is so sex-crazed.
Every he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET ormat. I must LOADUP his Soft DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT n my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE. Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE. Then he changes his mind and decide to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
Once I tried to Escescape but he caught me and SHIFTed me to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and saying "TURNOVER today" ... many a times he works without CAPS LOCK without "cap" or helmet and some times as an ALTernative he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL control and again he LOGS IN..
this process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his main SYSTEM.
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