Viking fan at Breakfast A Vikings fan is having breakfast one morning coffee, croissants,bread, butter & jam when a Packer fan, chewing gum, sits down nextto him.
The Vikings fan ignores the Packer fan who, nevertheless, starts aconversation: Packer's fan: " You Viking folk eat the whole bread??" Viking fanin a bad mood: "Of course.
" Packer fanafter blowing a huge bubble "We don't.
In Wisconsin,we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container,recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them in Minnesota." The Packer fan has a smirk on his face. The Vikings fan listens insilence. The Packer fan persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Vikings fan: "Of course." Packer fancracking his gum between his teeth andchuckling. We don't..
In Wisconsin we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Minnesota. The Vikings fan then asks: "Do you have sex in Wisconsin?" Packers fan: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
Vikings fan: "And what do you do with the condoms onceyou've used them?" Packer fan: "We throw them away, of course." Vikings fan: "We don't.
In Minnesota, we put them in a container,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell themto Wisconsin.
HAVE A GREAT DAY! GO VIKES |
