Auction

A man and wife was at the breakfast table one morning.The wife tells her husband.Honey i had a dream last night.I dreamed we were auctioning off c**ks.

The really big ones was going for 2000 dollars and the small ones was going for 1000 dollars.

The husband said really how much for one like mine?She said oh honey we was giving those away.The husband said well i had a dream also.

I dreamed we was auctioning off p***y.The real tight and pretty ones was going for 2000 dollars and the real loose ugly ones was going for 1000 dollars.The wife said .

How much for one like mine ?the husband said Honey thats were we held the auction.

 
 

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