An elderly Wyoming cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen.
I cut each one into four pieces.
" The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose.
That won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. "I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots." |
