During A War

Two men were supposed to meet in what's left of an appartement, during a war. One of them is there and is waiting for his friend. The second guy arrived two hours later... His friend, who was worried, ask him : "- what took you so long ? you were supposed to be here two hours ago ?" "- You're not gonna believe it : I was on my way here, and right in the corner of X street, I found a PERFECT woman : she had enormous boobs, perfect ass ...

So I stripped her, played a little with her boobs, then I put my finger in her p***y, then I f**ked her over and over, front AND back, and I didn't see time passing !" "- Waoh ! great ! and did she blew you ?" "- No ! She had no head !"

 
 

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