A man was very distressed at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him.
He decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. His doctor recommended that he see the well-known sex therapist, Dr Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose". The man did as he was told.
"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room". Again the man did as instructed. Dr Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me".
So he did. Dr Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vely bad. You have Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the man said anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr Chang looked him firmly in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary rike your arse". |
