There is a horse, bartender, bucket of money, and a guy. The guy walks into the bar and asks the bartender what the bucket full of money is for and he says if you can make my horse laugh i'll give you the money. The guy says OK and walks over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear and the horse starts laughing and the guy takes the bucket of money. The next day the same guy comes back and theres another bucket of money and he asks the same question and the bartender says you can have the money if you make my horse cry so the guy takes the horse around the corner so no one can see them and when they come back the horse is crying and the bartender says wait before you take the money tell me how you made the horse laugh then cry.
The guy says OK and says I made him laugh by saying my d**k is bigger than his. I made him cry by showing him that it was. |
