Funny Story 1

This Girl i met in a chat room kept talkin about how good she was at giving head. So i told her to put up or shut up. So i met thhis girl behind some train tracks out in the country. She walks up and she is as big as I thought.

About 5-2 and 240. So i told her to start suckin. So she went down and went to work. Well she couldnt suck water through a straw.

So I asked her if she had a blanket so i could lay down and play with her p***y while she sucked my d**k. So she threw down a blanket and i layed down and was lookin at the sun above me.

Next thing I know it was a total eclips.

She must have thought I ment 69, cuz she straddled me and plaoped down on my chest. Dont get me wrong I love all women but some things you just cant do with ertain people. So she is suckin me and i cant even reach her puss ccuz she is 5-2 and i am 6-4. So i am fingerin her and i start to feel REALLY WEIRD. My head is gettin fuzzy and I couldnt see very good. What it was was she was resting all her weight on my chest and i ouldnt breath!! So i started slapping her on the ass sayin "GET OFF, GET OFF!!" and then she looked bak and said "I aint ready to get off yet!"

 
 

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