A man is on a flight from Toronto to Los Angeles.
As they take off, the captain comes on the P.A. system and says "This is your captain John Smith speaking. I'd like to take the time to thank you for flying Air Canada, flight 666 from Toronto to Los Angeles. We will be flying at 35, 000 feet with an air speed of 650 miles per hour. If any of you have further questions about the flight, just contact one of our friendly flight attendants who will be pleased to address any of your concerns". As he hangs up the mike, he doesn't do it correctly and the P.A. system stays on. The pilot leans back, stretches and says to the Co-pilot "Well, I think I'll go take a shit then f**k the stewardess". The whole plane hears this, including the stewardess who runs from the back of the plane to tell the pilot that the P.A.
is still on. Halfway up the aisle, she trips, does a sommersault and lands on her ass in the aisle, right beside an old lady. The old lady leans over and says "You don't have to run honey. He said he has to take a shit first". |
