A couple going through hard times is forced to consider prostitution as an option just to get by. After careful consideration, they resign themselves to that fact and easily decide that the wife should be the primary wage earner.
Next they pick the corner that they think would be most fruitful and park next to it. The husband assures his wife that he will never be any further than is currently the case to help out with any questions or situations that might arise. With this assurance, the wife gets out of the car and stands on the corner. Almost immediately, a car pulls up and a young man leans out and asks "How much for a b**w ***?" Not knowing what to answer, she excuses herself and walks over to her husband with the same question.
"He wants to know how much for a b**w ***. What do I tell him?" To this the husband replies, "Tell him 20." So the wife walks back to the john's car and tells him "20". His curiousity peeked, the john now asks her "How much for everything?" One more time, she excuses herself from the john to go ask her husbandthe same. Her husband, clearly thinking she could have answered this one on her own snaps back, " I don't know, tell him 40." So the wife goes back and tells the john "40 for everything.
" Realizing he only has 20, the john decides to make do with just the BJ. So the wife gets in his car, but when the john pulls out his schlong, she finds herself faced with the biggest c**k she's ever seen. Once more time, she excuses herself to go see her husband. By now, the husband is clearly fed up and yells "Now What?" To this she answers, "Can I borrow 20?" |
