A priest happened upon a young boy one day who was playing with a bottle of turpentine. The priest asked, "Whatcha got there little fella?" The boy replied, "This here is turpentine, the most powerful liquid in the world". The priest said, "Oh no, son.
The most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you sprinkle a few drops on a pregnant womans belly, she'll pass a baby boy".
The boy said, "Shit that ain't nothin'. You put a few drops of this on a cat's ass and it'll pass a Harley!" |
