An indian boy goes to the chief and asks him if he can marry his daughter. The chief asks the boy if he has any sex experience.
The boy says no.The chief points to an old oak tree with a knot hole in it.
Go practice on the tree and when you are ready you can marry my daughter.
The boy comes back a few weeks later and the chief marries them. On their wedding night they go to their teepee and the boy tells his squaw to take off her clothes and bend over. Then he kicks her in the ass.
She turns around and asks "Why did you do that".
He says " Me not stupid, me checking for bees". |
