Lil Red Riding Hood was visiting her grandmother, who was concerned about her developing and sex. She said to Red, now that you are developing into a beautiful woman, the wolf is going to be even more attracted to you.
To protect yourself take these condoms when you go home. Red told her grandmother not to worry and that she knows what to do if the wolf trys anything. On the way home the wolf stops Red and says, "hey Red you are looking so sexy, why don't we go into the woods and we can make love all day." Red says sorry wolf we can't do that, according to the story you can only eat me. |
