One morning a Farmer was sitting out on his front porch and say a little boy walking up the road carrying a bunch of wire. Boy! Where you going with that wire? Asked to the Farmer. The little Boy replied, "Oh this here ain't just wire, it's chicken wire. I'm going to go catch me some chickens." Boy! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire the farmer said. "We'll see", the Little boy replied.
Sure enough that evening the farmer was sitting out on his front porch and saw the little boy heading back down the road carrying a load of chickens. The next morning the Farmer was sitting out on his front porch and the same little boy came walking down the road carrying a role of tape. "Boy! Where are you gong with that tape? asked the Farmer. The little boy replied, "Oh, this here ain't just tape, it's duct tape and I'm going to go catch me some ducks." "Boy! You can't catch ducks with duct tape", the Farmer said. We'll see, the little boy replied.
Sure enough that evening the Farmer was sitting out on his front porch and the little boy walked back down the road carrying a load of ducks. The next morning the Farmer say the little boy walking up the road and he was only carrying a stick. "Boy! Where you going with that stick?" asked the Farmer.
The little boy replied, "Oh, this here ain't just a stick, it's a p***y willow." "Hold on why I get my hat, " replied the Farmer. |
