Men Are Useless Things! Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?" He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple...
Two calves that will never become cows... A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...
Twenty nails that won't hold a board.. A chest that won't hold linen... Two tits that won't give milk... Two buns that won't feed anyone... A belly button that won't button...
Two balls that won't roll... An ass that won't pull a plow...
An organ that won't play music... A c**k that won't crow...
...And what are YOU laughing about?!? You've got a p***y that won't catch mice!! |
